"Please! You have to help me!"
"What's the problem, Goblim?"
"It's....it's my baby. She's gone."
"What did you say? Damn...that makes me ANGRY! Baby stealers are the worst!"
And so, the Red and Yellow birds searched high and low...they let nothing stand in their way. They tore through buildings and fortresses until they cornered the perpetrator...
"You're too late, you stupid birds....It's already been done!"
"Well...there's always Christmas....and I have an idea for a main event...."
And that's why ham is on the menu for Christmas dinner